- Mason Masters
The Ten Little Things I Miss Most Right Now
The musical savants Counting Crows once said, don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got til its gone. Wait, that’s a cover of a Joni Mitchell song? That makes a lot more sense…
Anyway, I miss sports. Some of us may be filling to void with a fantasy hockey tournament. Others might be getting into knitting. You and I are very aware of how we feel during this international nightmare. So I wanted to share some things with you that I miss, but more than that, still manage to bring a smile to my face when I think about them.
Here are ten little sports things I didn’t know I loved until they were gone:
Doc Emrick's “HE RANG IT OFF THE PIPE!"
Buzzer Beater Laser Beams Followed By Stone Cold Stares:
This Beautiful Oily Man:
The Sublime Combo Of Stale Chips, Jalapenos, & Molten Nacho Cheese:
The eradication of folding tables in Buffalo:
Organ Covers of Modern Music:
(this is something we can gladly keep enjoying as Fenway's organist plays music every day on Facebook Live.)
Pro Wrestling Warmups:
Bored Soccer Fan Chants:
(The lyrics if you need them: "He's Eating Pie, He's Eating Pie, He's Eating Pie/Does He Want Some Sauce, Does He Want Some Sauce, Does He Want Some Sauce/ He's Got Some Brown, He's Got Some Brown, He's Got Some Brown!"
This Beautiful Face:
Keep your chin up, we'll get through this thing.