Mason Masters

Apr 29, 2020

The Ten Little Things I Miss Most Right Now

Updated: May 4, 2020

The musical savants Counting Crows once said, don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got til its gone. Wait, that’s a cover of a Joni Mitchell song? That makes a lot more sense…

Anyway, I miss sports. Some of us may be filling to void with a fantasy hockey tournament. Others might be getting into knitting. You and I are very aware of how we feel during this international nightmare. So I wanted to share some things with you that I miss, but more than that, still manage to bring a smile to my face when I think about them.

Here are ten little sports things I didn’t know I loved until they were gone:

Doc Emrick's “HE RANG IT OFF THE PIPE!"

Buzzer Beater Laser Beams Followed By Stone Cold Stares:

This Beautiful Oily Man:

The Sublime Combo Of Stale Chips, Jalapenos, & Molten Nacho Cheese:

The eradication of folding tables in Buffalo:

Organ Covers of Modern Music:

(this is something we can gladly keep enjoying as Fenway's organist plays music every day on Facebook Live.)

Subpar Slides:

Pro Wrestling Warmups:

Bored Soccer Fan Chants:

(The lyrics if you need them: "He's Eating Pie, He's Eating Pie, He's Eating Pie/Does He Want Some Sauce, Does He Want Some Sauce, Does He Want Some Sauce/ He's Got Some Brown, He's Got Some Brown, He's Got Some Brown!"

This Beautiful Face:

Keep your chin up, we'll get through this thing.